Long time no read! Recently, I finished the quite long project of watching Deep Space Nine. In a previous post, I mentioned how I always enjoyed Star Trek: The Next Generation. I never got into DS9. So quite some time ago, I decided to give the series a watch. 173 Episodes later, here is what I think.
Uh-oh! We are running out of ideas. Quick, add some space battles! And get me some movie plots we can copy! MORE FERENGI!
Watching the Series was a bit of a roller-coaster ride. I had some troubles getting into the series initially. Some episode from Season 1 really got on my nerves. Especially 1×18 “Dramatis Personae”, which was basically a cheap re-hash of TNG’s 7×17 “Masks”. And that idea wasn’t very original even back then. But did enjoy some of the characters. Especially Dax and Kira seemed like interesting, multi-faceted female characters. Ideas like the Dominion war helped to make watching the show worthwhile. But I felt like DS9 got very soon into certain habits that I began to loathe. Here are some observations.
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Downfall of the Female Characters – As promising as Dax and Kira seemed, they soon turned into familiar tropes. Kira was pushed from one relationship to another which she always passively accepted. Quite uncharacteristic for a resistance fighter she also remained for the entire series. Dax turned into some kind of super-woman that everybody on the station fell in love with and had no character flaws whatsoever. Only on DS9 can a character be scientific and stoic as well as fun-loving and extrovert at the same time. I absolutely loved Ezri Dax. They did everything right with her that was wrong with Jadzia. But she was way too late.
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Nerd Button – After Season 2 or so the show seems to have been scrapping the bottom of the barrel. The writers used a cheap trick to bring life back to the series – they pressed the “Nerd Button” by bringing in the Defiant. I mean, the ship is a Star Trek nerd’s wet dream. It is made for combat which was something Star Trek was trying to avoid indulging in. It has a cloaking device which was always something reserved for the bad guys. Most importantly, it meant that the crew could do something the show was actually trying NOT to do – to fly around in space. The ship comes absolutely from nowhere and its existence is poorly explained. Later on, the show tried to repeatedly push that Nerd Button again. By the end of the Dominion War, they were practically mashing it whenever they could. There at least 4 major space battles or so. The Defiant itself got destroyed (oh no!) and then re-built immediately (yay!). All of this left me cold. Perhaps it was because it was so obviously sensationalist and ultimately inconsequential. Or perhaps I just really don’t care about space battles anymore.
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Ferengi Epiosdes – The show was full of them. I hate them. The Ferengi originated as a failed attempt at creating a new enemy for the TNG crew. They came out too stupid to be a threat. Instead of letting them go, they not only brought them back as a major part of the DS9 crew, they also decided to center SO. MANY. EPIOSODES. around them. And there is really nothing about the Ferengi that can sustain that amount of attention. All those episodes play out like the “The 3 Stooges” or “Dumb and Dumberer” in space. “Oh look, Quark is being sarcastic and Ron doesn’t even notice. Oh Ron, when will you ever learn”. Also, The Grand Nagus’ voice gave me ear cancer. The only Ferengi episode I did enjoy was 4×08 “Little Green Men”. But that’s more because I liked the play on the Area 51 mythos, not because the Ferengi were involved in it.
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Mirror Universe Episodes – Apparently, somebody liked 1×18 “Dramatis Personae” so much they made an entire concept from it and they repeated it over and over again. So every now and then, it’s that special time for the crew to be visited by the evil version of themselves. I hate those episodes because they are so self-indulgent. They seem more fun for the actors and the writers than for the audience. The writers can cut loose and to get away with cheesy dialogue. The actors get to dress up, they can play a different character and over-act without any guilt. Oh yeah, and they could also bring back dead characters so they could write those old actor buddies a new paycheck.
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Vic Fontaine – “I know what this show needs. Singing!”. Seriously, First the 3 Stooges and now singing? What were they thinking?
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Quasi Religion – I did not enjoy the religious themes of the show. They started out somewhat promising with the worm hole aliens being seen scientifically by the Federation and religiously by Bajor. But they soon dropped the scientific part. And the religious part kinda lost it’s spiritually and turned into fantastic magic. I mean, religion is based on faith. On believing something in absence of evidence. Contemplating the nature of our existence and so on. The Bajoran “religion” quickly turned into spewing out lots of very specific prophecies that somehow always came 100% true. And all that build-up of Sisko being the prophet just fizzled out into meaninglessness. His destiny was revealed to be the dude to push the evil dude of a cliff – something every idiot on the station could have done. Or even better, there were plenty of opportunities and reasons to kill that evil dude way before he even got there. Why waiting until the very last moment?
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Inspired by… – It seems like around season of 3 or so, the writers started to draw heavily upon other works. Perhaps they ran out of ideas. Because they started pretty much taking random movies, plays and novels and turning them into DS9 episodes. We had Silence of the Lambs, Ocean’s Eleven, A Midsummer Night’s Dream, The Voyage of Kon-Tiki, The Thing, The Bridge on the River Kwai, Bodyguard, Cyrano de Bergerac, And Then There Were None, 12 Monkeys, Donnie Brasco, The Bad News Bears and what not. I know we are standing on the shoulders of giants. And not all of those episodes were bad. But at times, the show felt very much like a re-hash of tired ideas.
But of course, there were episodes I really liked. Yes, 5×06 “Trials and Tribble-ations” was amazing for its special effects and the goofiness of taking the original series at face value. 6×19 “In Pale Moonlight” was dark and had the kind of significance and far reach I was initially hoping to find in the series more frequently. I personally loved 3×05 “Second Skin”. I thought it was superbly well written and suited Keira’s character perfectly.
However, looking back at the series and especially how it ended, I still feel very “Meh” about it. I guess sometimes one’s gaps in knowledge are there for a good reason. The real question is what I liked less, DS9 or Voyager. This is something I have to contemplate as I move on to Babylon 5, another series I never gotten into. It will be interesting to compare the two, as there are some pretty astonishing parallels.
What did you think of DS9?